hi i'm alexandra and i like a lot of things.
candor born dauntless transfer. district nine. gryffindor. daughter of ares. crank. group c subject t43- the caster. i'm not very funny.



this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

I love himmmmmm

Fun fact. “The Rock” has single handedly contributed more to make a wish foundation than anyone else on the face of this earth.


The Rock is a living legend.

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What pisses you off about Hollywood right now? (x)

3 hours ago WITH 2,253 notes VIA alinastaarkov (Source: rubyredwisp)




why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Et tu, Brute?

4 hours ago WITH 457,639 notes VIA wreckitrick (Source: zero1infinity)


in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

4 hours ago WITH 219,241 notes VIA infinitehazle (Source: mariannesfaithfull)
Anonymous: hey, I don't mean to be rude or anything but I really like your blog and don't want to unfollow you so if you like 50 shades of grey and intend on reblogging that stuff can you please make sure you always tag it? I black listed every possible variation of tags involving it but your reblogs are still appearing on my dash. I'm sorry again you can tell me to just fuck off if you want but I figured I should try asking first instead of just unfollowing.

oh yeah, i’ll tag it with 50 , so just blacklist that!

4 hours ago


bruh what the fuck even was this movie

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holy shit it’s August wtf 

time flies when you’re wasting it on the internet i guess

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So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

not gonna lie I woulda paid good money to see the faces made by the people who had to take the order and decorate the cake

the…survival cake

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